The Scoop on Martha's Pooch

So, turns out that Martha's pooch is as normal a canine as my two pups. The dog, named Sharkey, apparently had an accident . . . you know, an accident ... on her sisal carpet. She blogged about it, in a really humorous entry here.

Her trick for cleaning up? Host Dry Carpet Cleaner Shaker Pack. I need to pick me up some of that!

But, of course, TMZ had to swoop in and snark it all up. 'Cause ya know, it's big news and all. Well, we're talking about it . . . but we're Mad About Martha.